Welcome, I am Josh.
This will be my blog here I will write about my life to hopefully get enough views to help pay for those things that come up in life. I am currently a student trying to become an electronics engineer, it's not going to well. But I'm not going to let that stop me from trying. I have invested to much time and money to quit. Also I work retail at a local shopping mall for a "Mom and Pop's" type of place. Mom left Pop so now its me and Pop running the place. It should be a sitcom when were together. He is a die-hard Conservative, me, I'm more Liberal but the man signs my checks so I humor him.
I guess I'll bring everyone up to speed. My life in a nutshell (nuts hell or nut shell?) I am 21 and constantly coming up with get rich quick schemes to make enough money in the day to get out of my moms house. Once one of my plans turns out 12 grand I'll be in the green until then I'll deal with the fact that I have yet to leave the under 10k tax bracket. But I live here with my Mom, my Brother, and a roommate my mom picked up from the navy. These people are occasionally funny, when they are it will be noted. But for the most part I will write on interactions I have with the rest of the world.
Example of an interaction that I have had. This is a true story with no fabrication:
About 2 years ago I worked in the same mall just a different store. This store was a mans toy store. We sold swords, knives, airsoft guns, and other novelties. Sitting in the store on some idle morning, half asleep, a older gentleman walked into the store. I greeted him as I would any customer. After a few lines of small talk he proceeded to walk around the store. First he walked by the knives. He seemed normal. Then he came around to the airsoft guns. That's when it started getting odd. I noticed at first even as he looked around his right hand was stroking the glass counter top. He noticed it a few seconds after I did and he snapped. The man grabbed his right hand and kept telling it "Stop it, Stop it!!". I was in shock what just happened, where was the hidden camera WTF was going on. He calmed down and continued at the same pace around the counter. Every now and again he would grab his hand and put it close to his chest. Then on the wall he saw the automatic airsoft rifles, it started again. This time he was louder and more harsh to his hand telling it again to "stop" but this time he also said "If you don't stop then were leaving! Alright you asked for it were leaving!"
It was many years later while watching House that I found out this guy had a real condition. I don't feel bad when I tell people this story. In fact my own oral tradition of that story is the only reason why that story has stuck into my head so well. Anyways im going to go and get some new material (going to work) however I will try to update this whenever I can. My goal is at least once a week but I will try for more best I can. I'm a busy guy but with a large enough fan base I will do all I can to keep it.
-Josh
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